Certificate for being a father

After paying AUD$65 (special offer for student) and obtaining your RSA, you have completed the first —probably also the most crucial—step of being a father of thousands of drunk people, who may be 50%-100% elder than you.

As long as such a position in any licenced permises is available  to you.

你真的可以不相信马克思

It is up to you, though I do. Please criticize my "immaturity" as much as you like, but I totally take it as my bible.

"Owners of capital will stimulate the working
class to buy more and more expensive goods, houses and technology,
pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt
becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks,
which will have to be nationalized and the State will have to take the
road which will eventually lead to Communism"

                                                 —’Das Kapital‘ by Karl Marx, 1867